Illustration of a small puppy with big eyes, wearing multiple pearl necklaces, inside a pink spade shape with a purple background.

Neon sign with the words "Lady Diamond" in pink letters.

★ EMOTIONAL SUPPORT BITCH ★

★ PINUP BOARD ★

A woman with pink hair and a large pink hat, dressed in pink lingerie, is sitting on the ground holding up a small dog wearing a diamond necklace. Two other small dogs are near her, one sitting on her lap and the other standing on its hind legs. The background has purple and pastel-colored shapes.

A crumpled white paper with a quote in red text that reads, 'To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance' on a black background.

A pink tube of lip gloss with the words "Kiss Me" written on it.

A decorative tiara made of silver beads with pink gemstone hearts, featuring a central large pink heart, against a black background.

A crystal jewelry set consisting of two heart-shaped pendants, a ring, and a bracelet, all adorned with pink gemstones.

A small brown dog with big ears, decorated with multiple beaded necklaces and charms, including a large heart-shaped pendant. The dog has a playful expression with its tongue slightly sticking out. There are three yellow butterflies flying around it. Text at the bottom reads "Everything is Terrible" in light blue with a white outline.

Pink ticket with black text that says "Buy the ticket. Take the ride." and a black mustache illustration.

★ BACKSTORY ★

Lady Diamond, or Lady Di for short, is a trembling, high-maintenance diva who believes she was born for luxury, spotlight, and premium filtered water.

She has never walked a full block in her life (she prefers to be carried like the precious gemstone she is).

She growls at everyone except you because you are her emotional support human AND her unpaid assistant.

★ STATS ★

NAME: Lady Diamond

HOMETOWN: A Chanel handbag

STAR SIGN: Drama with insecurity rising

STRENGTH: Knowing when you need a cuddle

WEAKNESS: Snacks labeled “organic”

PET PEEVE: Being called “Princess”

SEXY SKILL: The Luxe Tremble™

SECRET: Sometimes she pees on the carpet

POWER CHORD: “Milkshake” by Kelis

★ SECRET STASH ★

A pacifier with a pink nipple and a shiny, iridescent handle.

RING POP

LAVA LAMP

Purple socks with black smiley face and speech bubble designs, floating against a black background.

CANDICE’S SOCKS

Four colorful, shiny teddy bears in blue, green, purple, and pink, arranged against a black background.

VEGAN GUMMY BEARS

WATCH HER SHOW

★ SHOP HER STUFF ★

White coffee mug with a graphic of a small dog adorned with jewelry and butterflies, along with the text "Everything is Terrible" and "Nothing is Terrible."

EVERYTHIING IS TERRIBLE MUG

Pick your poison

A beige tote bag with pink text that reads "Making love is art Making art is love" against a black background.

BIG TOTE ENGERY

For your physical x emotional baggage

Pink sweatshirt with a printed graphic of a small dog wearing a pearl necklace and surrounded by yellow butterflies, with the text "Everything is Terrible" at the bottom.

LADY DIAMOND SWEATSHIRT

Cozy enough to spiral in

A cute cartoon chihuahua dog adorned with multiple necklaces and a large blue heart-shaped pendant, surrounded by butterflies, with the caption "Everything is Terrible" at the bottom.

LADY DIAMOND POSTER

Cute but crazy

SHOP HER STUFF!

Neon pink sign that reads "Meet More Pins" on a black background.